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“Dear God, I pray for Chuck M. Out, you know the one with the terrible foot odor and the one who doesn’t floss his teeth? Yes, Lord, he even snores, so I boldly bring him before the throne of grace...and all of my friends at this prayer meeting today... to implore you to kick him off the team.
“Lord, you know I’m a long-suffering, gracious human being. But enough is enough. I’m only one person, but he just doesn’t fit in. But, a majority vote could help it this instance, Lord.
“And, Lord, you know I’m a type A personality and I’ll throw a hissy fit and blow up bigger than Mount Saint Helens if I don’t get my way. Thank you, dear Lord, for hearing me and answering my prayer. Amen.”
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